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CrankyOldFart Est. Since We Stopped Caring

"Where distinguished gentlemen gather to complain
about everything that was better before."

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The Club

This is where cranky old farts meet. Not a social network. Not a forum. A private club — the kind where you don't find us, we find you. If you're here, somebody thought you were cranky enough to belong.

House Rules

  1. I. Membership is by invitation only. No exceptions.
  2. II. You do not talk about CrankyOldFart.com to anyone who isn't cranky enough.
  3. III. Complaining is encouraged. Whining is not. Know the difference.
  4. IV. Respect your fellow cranky old farts. We're all grumpy here.
  5. V. If someone asks how to join, the answer is always: "You can't."

Membership

You don't apply. You don't sign up. You get invited by a current member who vouches that you are, in fact, a certified cranky old fart.

Invitation Only